Publisher's Synopsis
The Battle for Bowel Control is a thrilling and hilarious novel about one man's quest to conquer his body and overcome a lifetime of bathroom embarrassment. Follow protagonist Jocky as he navigates the ups and downs of holding in his bowel movements in public places, facing down his own physical limitations and societal norms. With every cringe-worthy incident and embarrassing moment, Jocky learns important lessons about self-control, determination, and the true meaning of dignity. Will Jocky finally find relief or will he be trapped in a never-ending cycle of holding it in? Find out in this fast-paced and unforgettable journey.
I'll job my pants in ten minutes and I'm not kidding, maybe at the end of this road or nghhhmmm maybe round the corner it will happen around there and down the lane and around the corner and across the dual carriageway or across the dual carriageway if I hold it hold it in, I could drop it there, quick-drop it there but nghhhmmm I'll job my pants if I'm not home soon and that's for sure because this s**t has commenced its exit and it is s**tting right now as in right now nghhhmmm I'd say it s**ts because I s**t you not that is like the correct English right there, as in the s**t s**ts, as in I s**t you s**t and it s**ts, but not you that s**ts, but what it means is that it is both at the same time both I that s**ts and it that s**ts, as in the s**t is a s**tting s**t, and the boy s**tted the s**tting s**t, while the s**t shat, as in the s**t was in the act of s**tting in the correct English of the verb to s**t with the noun s**t and I haven't jobbed all day, nghhhmmm.
"A distinct piece of feces pertruding out of a homosapiens rectum. The piece is slightly cone shaped and peeking out as would a common turtle from its shell."
by terd-dul hed October 26, 2003
"A word used to describe the current state of a departing poo. This term may only be used when the turd is protruding from your sphincter. Also known as Touching cloth."
by Si Todd March 04, 2004
"when you hold in your poop but it comes out a tiny bit. your butt is like the shell of a turtle and the poop is the head"
by turtledude September 20, 2013
