Publisher's Synopsis
Have you ever wanted to know what causes a person to be deported while studying abroad? Or wondered why a significant other would request that you stab her to death on her birthday? This book is your chance. Debut author Adam Harrison-Friday invites you to laugh at (and sometimes with) him throughout "Lazerbeam Sandwich," a title as absurd as his antics.Each essay provides a snapshot of Adam's life as a curious Everyman-from wishing to commit bestiality in front of judgmental vegans as proof he loves animals to playing hangman in church while one of his best friends gets married. Viewing life as a balancing act of being self-aware and battling shame, he ponders some of life's biggest unasked questions: Is God really a gigantic, anthropomorphic eggplant? Why does Santa Claus speak in the third person? Can one's citizenship be revoked for smoking marijuana and never leaving the house? Taste the lazer and you will find out.
