Publisher's Synopsis
I'm sick and tired of being sick and tired. And do you know who I'm sick and tired of? Bertha's fat ass, that's who. Shit is gonna change around here, come hell or hot water. I provide everything round here! The days of her putting her fat ass fingers around my throat, the days of her punching me, the days of her talking down on me, and especially! The days of her taking my ding-a-ling are over! My name is, 'Marcel Carter' and dammit, I got rights!
Oh, hey Bertha, I didn't hear you come into the room. I was just telling the audience how much I love me some, Bertha. I said, 'audience, I love the hell out of some Bertha.' Ooowwwwww! What the hell you hit me for?..... That was the last straw, wait a minute now...... we ain't gotta go through this again........ wait, wait, don't!.......
