Publisher's Synopsis
Pun and joke lovers unite! Punny Jokes is packed with hundreds upon hundreds of hilarious, pun-tastic jokes!
What's better than a good pun? Five hundred of the puniest jokes in the universe, of course! Punny Jokes is a gift-worthy hardcover that includes everything from classic puns of yore to brand-new jokes, including:
- What do you call a cow without legs? Ground beef.
- When does a duck wake up? At the quack of dawn!
- Why are teddy bears never hungry? They're stuffed!
- What type of sandals does a frog wear? Open-toad!
- What's a pirate's favorite letter? RRRRRR.
- What did the syrup say to the waffle? I love you a waffle lot!
- What do you call the wife of a hippies? A Mississippi!
And many, many more! With Punny Jokes, you'll be rolling on the floor laughing-for real!
