Publisher's Synopsis
I had heard some rumors, and I thought they were just a myth, but then I did some undercover investigating. The more I looked into it, the more evidence I found. There were too many anecdotal stories for there not to be some truth behind the myth. As I collected more and more information it started to lead me down a path that ended with me standing right in front of the secret Quilting Police precinct office. At first I was frightened to enter but once I did I saw everyone was too busy inside measuring stitches, scouring social media for infractions, and jurying competition submissions that no one seemed to notice my arrival. I was able to snap a photo of their employee Wall of Fame and grab a couple of personnel files before I was spotted. I took off running into the dark night and they gave up their pursuit. Now I'm here to tell you that they are real and share with you what I have learned. Beware, they are coming for you!!!
