Publisher's Synopsis
Phrasebooks are normally designed to help you with your sojourns around foreign climes. Usually helpful ("Can you help me across the street?") to the useless ("Can you help me direct an opera?"), this guide book is unique. It tells you how to say what you really want to say. Now you can snarl in 4 foreign languages and antagonize the unwary! Seriously, this phrasebook is meant in jest and the author (nor the translators, who have requested anonymity, rather wisely) can accept any responsibility for broken bones - but if you do insult people carrying drinks, at least keep your mouth open. You may get a free beverage. Please be wary that the printing has been enhanced where possible, but some of the words may be a bit faint. Hopefully this will not detract from a situation where you feel a burning need to get a foreigner what you think!