Publisher's Synopsis
Have you ever looked at the president and been like "I can do that job way better but no one would hire me for it"? Well, now you can, because this book will teach you all the secrets of a campaign that will make you the most powerful person ever. You could be the next person to have your face carved into a mountain or be on a dollar bill. All you have to do is buy this book and run for president. Also, I wrote a book called How to Draw Professionally that you should read too. It will literally make you a great drawer.
