The Secret Diary of an Elf Inspector (Well, It's Not That Secret Now - And Has Nothing to Do With Elves)

Having been disillusioned by his second career choice and abandoning it after only one year, Brian Utting saw something in the local evening newspaper that would change his life forever. He also saw a job advert for a student environmental health officer and successfully applied for it. In this debut book, Brian lifts the lid, drops it, then lifts it again on aspects of the job the reality television series 'A Life of Grime' didn't.