DOWN, BOY! is a comprehensive manual that covers the finer points of finding a boyfriend (for example, the "rescue" from an entirely inappropriate woman); the major boyfriend groups and breeds (sporting, hound, working, terrier, toy); how to identify them and choose the one that best fits your needs and lifestyle; and guidelines for first dates and bonding with a new boyfriend. Also explored in depth are the types of training at a woman's disposal: behavior (Pavlovian and Skinnerian), obedience, and activity; rewards and punishments; establishing communication, including basic commands as well as nonverbal cues; exercise, feeding, and grooming of the boyfriend; and determining when he's ready to go "off-leash," with tips for taking him out. DOWN, BOY! is enhanced with quizzes, charts, FAQs, and (fictitious) advice from Elizabeth Taylor, the only woman known to have married a man from each breed. Humor aside, DOWN, BOY! includes solid, practical advice for starting and maintaining a romantic relationship.
| ISBN | 0740741845 | | Pages | 96 | | ISBN13 | 9780740741845
(What's this?) | | Volumes | 1 | | Publisher | Andrews McMeel | | Weight (grammes) | 272 | | Imprint | Andrews McMeel | | Published in | Kansas City | | Format | Hardback | | Height (mm) | 178 | | Publication date | 01 May 2004 | | Width (mm) | 111 | | Library of Congress | 2003112913 | | Spine width (mm) | 25 | | DEWEY | 818.607 | | Academic level | General | | DEWEY edition | DC21 | |
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