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Customer: Do you know there's only one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig? Barber: And what's that? Customer: A woman who won't do what she's told! * A customer was sniffling while I was cutting his hair. I brought him a box of tissues and left them beside him. The customer in the next chair having his hair done noticed and was watching. Barber: I see you have a touch of a cold there. Customer 1: Yes, I was out for a few drinks last night, and I woke up sneezing this morning. Customer 2 (in the next chair): Well, that's what you get for drinking out of a damp glass! * Customer (on holiday from America): Went down to Croke Park with the kids the other day and it was gone! Barber: Gone, what do you mean, gone? Customer: There's no park there: they've built a stadium on it.
| ISBN | 0717149412 | | Pages | 160 | | ISBN13 | 9780717149414
(What's this?) | | Published in | Dublin | | Publisher | Gill & Macmillan Ltd | | Height (mm) | 178 | | Imprint | Gill & Macmillan Ltd | | Width (mm) | 111 | | Format | Paperback | | Academic level | General | | Publication date | 01 Jul 2011 | |
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