The A-Z of Being Single

Ah, the single life. The blind dates, the guiltless sleeping in the starfish position, the "table for one in a draught, please". In this book, Jeff Green offers practical advice on how to find love, or failing that how to pretend you've got a significant other half. For women: leave the fridge door open for no reason. For men: wash your towels. And if you've just been dumped, Jeff shows how you can reach "closure", otherwise known as uncompromising REVENGE. Green also includes great chat-up lines for the older lover - "Did you break a hip when you fell from heaven?"; beauty tips for dates - how to look 20 years younger? Stand further away; and things not to say on a first date - would you like to see my shrine to the others? If you're in a couple, this book will remind you why your own situation is - just about - worth tolerating. And if you're happily single, follow Jeff's advice and you're guaranteed to stay that way.

ISBN 0751535494   Pages 176 ISBN13 9780751535495 (What's this?)   Volumes 1 Publisher Little, Brown Book Group   Weight (grammes) 165 Imprint Time Warner Paperbacks   Published in London Format Paperback   Height (mm) 197 Publication date 06 Nov 2003   Width (mm) 127 Library of Congress HQ801   Spine width (mm) 15 DEWEY 306.730207   Academic level General DEWEY edition DC22

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