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ISBN: 9780752272368 - The Little Book of Abuse
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The Little Book of Abuse

Jasmine Birtles

ISBN: 9780752272368
Format: Paperback
Publisher:Pan Macmillan
Edition: 2nd
Also available as an eBook


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Lots of one-liners for the really annoying people in your life.

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You've got clowns to the left of you, jokers to the right and you're stuck in the middle unable to shut them up. Well, now you can with all the put-down lines and smart comebacks in this book. If you're all stressed out and you've no one to choke, pick a line and use it next time you feel like you're just flypaper for freaks. You'll find put-downs for men: 'I'm not your type, I have a pulse'; put-downs for women: 'Nice perfume, Must you marinate in it?'; and put-downs for any fool using up your air on this planet: 'I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce'. Warning: Next mood swing: 6 minutes.
 
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