The Pain (aka Jake Porter) is six years old. His sister, The Great One (aka Abigail Porter), is eight. The Pain is sure his parents love The Great One much more than him. The Great One is sure The Pain is loved way more than her. In funny, characterful episodes, the Porter family comes to life as The Pain and The Great One battle it out in the small dramas of everyday life. In "Cool Zone" they stand up to mean bully, Roger Culley; rescue Bruno the stuffed elephant form the jaws of death and Jake becomes a top waiter.