Not That It Matters

""Not That It Matters"" is a collection of humorous essays written by A. A. Milne, the author famous for creating Winnie-the-Pooh. The book was first published in 1920 and contains 35 essays, each exploring a different topic in Milne's witty and whimsical style. The essays cover a range of subjects, from the absurdity of modern life to the joys of childhood memories. Milne's writing is lighthearted and entertaining, with a keen eye for the absurdities of everyday life. The book is a delightful read for fans of Milne's work or anyone looking for a good laugh.The simple truth, and everybody knows it really, is that collars squeak for some people and not for others. A squeaky collar round the neck of a man is a comment, not upon the collar, but upon the man. That man is unlucky. Things are against him. Nature may have done all for him that she could, have given him a handsome outside and a noble inside, but the world of inanimate objects is against him.This scarce antiquarian book is a facsimile reprint of the old original and may contain some imperfections such as library marks and notations. Because we believe this work is culturally important, we have made it available as part of our commitment for protecting, preserving, and promoting the world's literature in affordable, high quality, modern editions, that are true to their original work.