Not That It Matters

""Not That It Matters"" is a collection of humorous essays written by A. A. Milne, the creator of Winnie-the-Pooh. The book was first published in 1920, and it includes a variety of topics such as politics, literature, and everyday life. Milne's witty and clever writing style is evident throughout the book, and he often pokes fun at himself and society as a whole. The essays are short and easy to read, making it a perfect book for anyone looking for a quick laugh or a break from more serious reading. While the topics may be dated, the humor and insight in the essays are timeless, and this book remains a classic in the genre of humorous writing.The simple truth, and everybody knows it really, is that collars squeak for some people and not for others. A squeaky collar round the neck of a man is a comment, not upon the collar, but upon the man. That man is unlucky. Things are against him. Nature may have done all for him that she could, have given him a handsome outside and a noble inside, but the world of inanimate objects is against him.This scarce antiquarian book is a facsimile reprint of the old original and may contain some imperfections such as library marks and notations. Because we believe this work is culturally important, we have made it available as part of our commitment for protecting, preserving, and promoting the world's literature in affordable, high quality, modern editions, that are true to their original work.